A little while ago, I hooked up with someone I hadn’t seen in over five years. When we’d last met, I was still wet behind the ears when it came to pleasing a man, so we adorable much made out and jumped directly into anal.
But this time, I was ready.
After the usual making out and other vanilla stuff, we moved on to foreplay. I flipped him over and leisurely worked my way down. But he didn’t foresee what came next. In no time, my encounter was dug deep between his buttcheeks, rimming his anus to glory. “When did you pick that up?” he asked between bewildered moans. “Well, I’ve been busy learning,” I said shamelessly.
I love eating ass. If I was on death row, and they asked me what my last meal choice would be, I’d utter a nice plump ass to make my last moments tolerable.
It wasn’t always this way, but my initial apprehension thankfully paved the way for curiosity. After watching burly men eat each other’s hairy butts out in porn, I started practising it with consenting partners. Over time, I have mastered the art of anilingus.
And because we know most gay men are already adept at being and eating assholes, this period around, I’d like to help my straight brethren out. As t
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Kiss my gay ass!
Got him, I suspect:
Did Arnold Strike Back?
At a public event recently, California assemblyman Tom Ammiano heckled Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, yelling that Arnold should “kiss my gay ass.” The Assembly has just passed an Ammiano-sponsored bill relating to financing of the Port of San Francisco. Schwarzenegger vetoed the bill with this message ...
It doesn't actually tell us what Ammiano was heckling him for, but the "message" is pretty funny.
Anyway, it seems, after all, that the "gay" part of the comment wasn't the main thrust of it. It was only there to add emphasis to the sentiment, just as (as noted earlier), "kiss my Irish ass" would be said in a situation having nothing to do with Irishness.
So any of the general insults that include been offered, "less vulgar" being better, would suit.
Good catch, Martyn94!
edit - but I was wrong about "less vulgar" being better.
Read the paragraph starting: "On Thursday night at a Democratic Party fundraiser in San Francisco".
Ammiano was apparently a stand-up c
Looking after your assets: everything you need to know about maintaining a happy, healthy ass
By Emen8, updated 11 months ago in Sex and matchmaking app / Sex
Anal sex. It’s probably not a deeply explored topic in the standard birds-and-bees chat.
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1. Get to know the basic anatomy
As you can see from the handy diagram, this area involves several special muscles and sphincters. It sits right behind your prostate and the rest of your sex anatomy, which is why it feels so good when your buddy is inside you. It’s also lined internally with mucosa (a moist, protective membrane) and is very rich in blood vessels
